Kenyataan itu satu yang menyedihkan...part2

Hrmmm..ni ada lagi citer pasal kenyataan itu suatu yg menyedihkan..terpulanglah pada u all nak menilaikanya...

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it.

So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;

”My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. “

The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?

Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?

Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?

Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.

Manager:- So , what fraction of the day do you work in hours?

Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?

Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?

Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?

Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?

Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?

Man:- 4 days

Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?

Man:- No sir!

Manager: - Do you come to work on Workers day?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?

Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days.

Moral of the story - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

HR=HIGH RISK

Note: Cam biasa, sedih x? Jika terkesan dari citer tadi..cuba-cubalah hubungi saya, inilah keaadaan dunia sekarang...saya hanya mahu mengyertai teman2 yg mahu merubahnya...

kenyataan itu suatu yg menyedihkan..part 1

Hu hue..betulke kenyataan itu suatu yg menyedihkan, siapa yg kata? Mereka dan keluarga mereka yg kata? walawe...

Hrmmm..ni ader satu cerita...watak nyer haiwanlah... Sang Kucing dan Sang tikus dan sang Anjing, penah dengar x citer ni? Aip!!! bukan Tom & Jerrylah..pelah korang nih..

citernye cam nih...

Suatu mlm, di dapur seorang jutawan (jutawan apa yer..nantilah den bagitau korang, korang ontok2 dongar cito ni dulu yo..) adalah sang tikus tengah relex gosok2 perut, perut yg kekenyangan pasal makan ayam KFC (Wuuuu.......), dari kejauhan terlihat sepasang mata yang gemilang berkilauan..sapa lagi kalau bkn Sang Kucing (Ni kucing luar lah..bkn kucing owner rumah, owner bela anjing ma..)... dlm pikiran dier, pergh...ni kira bonus nih..mkn tikus perasa KFC...best best..

So..dlm kelekaan sang tikus, Sang Kucing pun mengorat langkah..ia memeteng sambil mengelek gelekan pungung nyer...karp dia menerpa kearah sang Tikus..tapi Sang Tikus bernasib baik...kucing tu dpt touch ekor dier jer. Lalu berlakulah adegan kejar mengejar.. dasat owh..semua ada..lompat ada, drift ader..e brake ader ...walawe...perghhh.

Pastu Sang Tikus berjaya menyusup ke dlm lubang...Sang Kucing sedar akan bahaya dinding dihadapanya, dgn kadar paling segera membuat brek emergency...wikang wa cakaplu..

Sang Tikus menarik nafas lega...Sang Kucing Menghela nafas pangjang (Kecewa? x...). Sang Tikus sabar menanti didalam lubang, mengharapkan Sang Kucing beredar..

X lama kemudian, kedengaran sore anjing menyalak...ong ong..grrr....orngggg...., hrmmmm..Sang Tikus berpikir, mamat kucing nih, kalo dengar sore anjing dia mesti blah nyer.. So melihat keadaan kat luar dah tenang dari biasa. Sang Tikus pun melangkah kang keempat2 kaki nyer..sambil menyanyikan lagu Rahim Makruf (Langkah pergi...walaupun pedih...)..

Tiba2..(Jengx3) Karpp...kuk.. lowh Sang Kuching berjaya menerkam Sang Tikus, Sang Tikus bernasib malang kalinih..hu hue...

Sang Tikus tersangat sedih tambah lagi dgn ketakutannyer...dlm fikiranyer, dier bertanya diri nyer sendiri... bagaimana Sang Kucing x lari dengan kehadiran Sang Anjing? Muskil? (Muskil x?),.

Lalu dier bertanya pada kucing...Kucing kucing, Yep..tikus tikus..pekehei? Jawap Kucing. Nak tanya nih...sebelum aku mati aku nak tau..kenapa ko x lari masa anjing datang tadik...Tanya sang Tikus... Sang Kucing pun jawab (mamat ni sedih gak, x makan tikus..laparlah pulak).. Owh..diruang waktu sekarang nih..kehidupan makin susah, kos sara diri tinggi..so nak hidup..kenalah sentiasa memperbaiki diri sendiri..so yg bunyi anjing tadi 2...akulah. kadang2 nak berubah kena gak belajar bahasa lain..ya x?..so berubahlah!!!!.

Hu hue...bertambah sedihlah Sang Tikus, yakan kenapalah aku x penah terpikir camni sebelum nih... (Itulah ayat terakhir dari Sang Tikus).

Ahaks 2lah ceritanyer, sedih? benar x..kenyataan itu suatu yg menyedihkan..

Note: Jika anda terkesan dari citer ni.. dan nak tahu anda berada di tahap mana dan nak tahu anda boleh berada di tahap mana sepatutnyer...atau nak tahu owner 2 jutawan apa.. contactlah saya k.. jgn malu jgn segan... left your name, hp no...email kat mesej..

Sapo eden!!!!

Hik3....Wakaka...Ekekek...Hu hue...Waa..etc. Mungkin u all penah dongar @ lihat porkataan tadik, yolah..sapo2 yg selalu mengayau kat chat, x kirolah ym ko, gmail ko, cbox ko, shoutbox ko waima sms sekalipon.. mesti jumpo nyolah..x olok2 tuh..

Bagiden..porkataan tadik tu semua bermaksud CERIO!!! Yolah...dah suko tahap mak apak den lah, korang peduli apo!!! Wakaka...

Apo apo pon, 2 tadi mukodimah yo.. nak nunjukkan yg den ni cerio org yeh....(bersodio @ tdk!!! Bolos sajo dinding itu!!!) Ekekek.

Kan dah den kobarkan tadie..den ni cerio org yeh..polak ko kobar den seiman lak!!!...polak lah ekau ni.. hu hue.. (Dah den kobarkan dulu...ngumpulkan duit...) Waa....sekali lagu ujanglah pulak...

Ermmm..takat ni dulu kot...sok2 den sambungkan laei, tunggu yo!!!

Hidup Bolehland....Hidup 9 Countries....

Note: Cubo perhatikan, camno den gunakan perkataan maso mukodimah tadik, tera tul den nih.. (Ahaks...masuk lif sorang2, tkn btg close cepat2... cam siot..)